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“Zombies cannot swim. Get a boat.”

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16 Comments

May 29, 2012 路 Posted by Brad Arnold

He’s got a point.

June 02, 2012 路 Posted by Birdstar

Maybe they can, though… :O

June 02, 2012 路 Posted by Birdstar

馃檨 馃榾

June 03, 2012 路 Posted by Mirrormall

arrghhww (slobber)…igor wants to swimm…blub*

June 21, 2012 路 Posted by sherry

i have a bill, so funny

August 17, 2012 路 Posted by Rather dull dead corpse

Son: Mom I need a boat!
Mom: (baffled) But, but…
Son: Right now otherwise, they we won’t have fresh brains to eat.

August 18, 2012 路 Posted by Lisa

Actaully if they watched enough zombie movies they would knoe that they can swim, becuase they don’t breath and can just walk on the bottom. lol

August 24, 2012 路 Posted by therealhannah

have any of you people read the sixth harry potter book, near the end, with the Inferi? then you would KNOW they cant swim!!!! >:(

June 01, 2013 路 Posted by LolManLoloL

What if the zombies gat a boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 02, 2013 路 Posted by Jessica

Can’t SWIM but they don’t have to breathe so it doesn’t matter. They would just make a zombie pyramid to reach the top and walk along the bottom bc they don’t need to breathe. ugh.

December 18, 2014 路 Posted by Yoshi

This sign may be at Deep Creek Lake, Maryland, but I can’t be sure.

October 25, 2015 路 Posted by Teddy

ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL
GET A LIFE

December 18, 2015 路 Posted by skywatcher

HAH! And I suppose the Tooth Fairy doesn’t exist either?

January 02, 2016 路 Posted by Doug Montgomery

Yeah, who wants stale brains?
And who asked you, Teddy?

February 10, 2016 路 Posted by G

But what if the zombies get in the water and a shark eats them then we’re really screwed! Chapter 2 zombie sharks

March 13, 2016 路 Posted by A Guy

Or what happens if they eat the shark?
It’s good advertising, anyway.