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“Welcome to Alston – Please die slowly”

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August 14, 2011 · Posted by AARON COSTA


October 12, 2011 · Posted by Johnathan

i hope i do

December 30, 2011 · Posted by megan

Thats not nice

February 06, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

im not going there any time soon!

May 21, 2012 · Posted by Mary

This vandal is a GENIUS!

August 10, 2012 · Posted by Justine

At least they asked politely and said “Please”.

September 03, 2012 · Posted by wolfie1232

My name

May 24, 2014 · Posted by na

Glossaries? Ohhh hospitals

September 10, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

I’ll die as fast as I see fit to!

February 09, 2015 · Posted by Mister Anonymous

if I die, I want to die swiftly so I wont have to experience the pain of a bullet or something. Im pretty sure people who were shot would rather die. I mean, FEEL THE PAIN

March 03, 2016 · Posted by rango

if you die fast you will be prosecuted