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Velociraptor-Free Workplace

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“This is a Velociraptor-free workplace. It has proudly been 12 days since the last Velociraptor incident.”

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September 14, 2011 · Posted by kitkat


help! im drowning!!!!!!!!!

December 19, 2011 · Posted by debi

look out for t rexes next

January 06, 2012 · Posted by george

only at jurrassic park!!!

July 04, 2012 · Posted by Zach

Oh no the velociraptor changed the sign to “12 days” when it was really only “2”! Clever girl!

July 27, 2012 · Posted by stuff

I’m a veLocrapter

January 12, 2013 · Posted by Mike

Nedry again?

February 19, 2013 · Posted by Mike

Hammond should be proud, but Ian Malcom was still right.

January 18, 2014 · Posted by Sakota

How d’ya know it’s a girl?

January 22, 2014 · Posted by erni

Madison wi grocery store, over 2,0000,0002 days, oops 03. im edgy, watching around corners

April 09, 2015 · Posted by Vonea

Umm, I’m pretty sure velociraptors are extinct…

May 17, 2016 · Posted by Papyrus

yea… its a joke smart guy.

June 27, 2019 · Posted by Shelby Thibodeau

If you’re not careful, they’ll knock you flat on Jurassic!