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Phew… that’s a relief.
“Attention: The 9th floor has temporarily been moved to the 15th floor”
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
… but maybe not the brightest country in the nation.
“America is the best country in the nation”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
… a whole lot of nothin’
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
“Too hot to keep changing sign. Sin bad. Jesus good. Details inside.”
Sign by First United Methodist Church
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
No Sunday for you.
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
Ever hear of YouTube? You’ve been warned.
“Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.”
…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.