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1. Best Country in the Nation

america-best-country-in-nation
Uploaded on: August 4, 2016
Posted in: Billboards

… but maybe not the brightest country in the nation.

“America is the best country in the nation”

2. You Are Here

you-are-here-2
Uploaded on: August 22, 2016
Posted in: Engrish

Phew… that’s a relief.

3. Chicken Game

chicken-game
Uploaded on: August 22, 2016
Posted in: Restaurant

“Chicken game. Don’t look at this chicken. Game over.”

4. I Love You

i-love-you-to-ma-toes
Uploaded on: August 22, 2016

I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

5. Pee In Public?

pee-in-public
Uploaded on: August 22, 2016
Posted in: Bathroom, Parks, Warning

Ever hear of YouTube? You’ve been warned.

6. Psychic Fair Cancelled

psychic-fair-cancelled
Uploaded on: August 22, 2016
Posted in: Billboards, Business

“Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.”

7. Too Hot

too-hot
Uploaded on: August 22, 2016
Posted in: Church

“Too hot to keep changing sign. Sin bad. Jesus good. Details inside.”

Sign by First United Methodist Church

8. Planning?

College of Architecture Planning Fail
Uploaded on: January 30, 2014
Posted in: Business, Schools

Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.

“College of Architecture and Planning”

9. Drowning LOL

Drowning LOL
Uploaded on: March 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.

Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.

Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.

“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”

10. Anyone Caught Exiting…

anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave
Uploaded on: October 17, 2011
Posted in: Office, Warning

“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”

11. Equality Fail

Funny Advertisement Sign - Equality
Uploaded on: November 2, 2011
Posted in: Advertisements

Equality… you’re doing it wrong.

“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”

12. Child Death Trap

Gumballs and Bouncing Balls Mixed Together
Uploaded on: May 24, 2011
Posted in: Warning

This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.

“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”

13. Toilet Demonstration

toilet-demonstration
Uploaded on: August 15, 2012
Posted in: Bathroom, Business

Eiwww…. no thanks.

“Ask an associate for a demonstration”

14. 8 Ways to Go One Way

8 Ways to Go One Way
Uploaded on: February 24, 2011
Posted in: Road

15. Diapers & Politicians

Funny Policial Business Sign
Uploaded on: August 4, 2011

Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…

“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”

16. Look What $1 Will Buy!

Funny Store Sign - One Dollar
Uploaded on: June 19, 2012
Posted in: Advertisements

… a whole lot of nothin’

17. Stuck in Place

Funny Road Sign - Stuck in Place
Uploaded on: April 29, 2011
Posted in: Road

Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.

18. Children Are Not Speedbumps!

Funny Road Sign - Children Speed Bumps
Uploaded on: May 27, 2011
Posted in: Road, Warning

“Warning – Speedbumps Ahead”

19. Instant Death and a $200 Fine

Touching Wires Causes Instand Death and Fine - Funny Sign
Uploaded on: March 14, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?

“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”

20. Sunday? No.

Funny Store Sign - Sunday? No.
Uploaded on: August 3, 2011
Posted in: Business

No Sunday for you.

21. Handicap Parking Fail

Handicap Parking Sign Fail
Uploaded on: March 27, 2014
Posted in: Parking

This guy had one job. ONE JOB!

22. Welcome To Our Ool

Funny Pool Sign - No Pee in the Pool
Uploaded on: April 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”

23. Don’t Hit Your Head On This Warning Sign!

Funny Stairs Sign - Ouch
Uploaded on: November 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.

24. No Dying

Funny Engrish Sign - Dying Prohibited
Uploaded on: April 8, 2011
Posted in: Engrish, Warning

“Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited”

25. Not Only Will This Kill You…

not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
Uploaded on: December 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.

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