829 Funny Signs
Top Rated Signs
The top rated and funniest signs on FunnySigns.net as ranked by our users. Enjoy!
“The best part about getting a vaccine is not the free lollipop… It’s the part where you don’t get sick and die.”
Sign found in a local doctor’s office.
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”
That’s quite a trick!
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
… a whole lot of nothin’
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
No Sunday for you.
Wow! This business accepts everything. Impressive.
Sign found in a local Taco Bell last night.
“If you have seen the new Star Wars, please don’t discuss it here. The night employees are unable to go and will cry. Thank you, MGMT.”
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.
“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”