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Wow, you can’t get much more specific than that!
“Attention – Toilet ONLY for disabled elderly pregnant children. Thank you for shopping with us!!!”
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
… a whole lot of nothin’
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
No Sunday for you.
True, but at least it defeats the Grammar Nazis.
“Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.”
…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”
“Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony”
Rivershore Grill Lounge