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1. Don’t Read this Billboard

Uploaded on: October 27, 2015
Posted in: Billboards, Warning

Safety… you’re doing it wrong.

“Don’t Read this Billboard Whiles Driving – Distraction kills”

2. Open the Door Before Entering

Uploaded on: October 27, 2015
Posted in: Business, Warning

That’s usually how doors work, right?

“Open the Door Before Entering Thank You”

3. No Eggs for Minors

No eggs for minors
Uploaded on: October 27, 2015
Posted in: Restaurant, Warning


“Due to Safety Concerns we are not allowing the purchase of Eggs by minors. 10/24/15 thru 11/01/15. Thank you, Management”

Photo source here.

4. Thanksgiving Done Right

The Spirit of Thanksgiving
Uploaded on: November 25, 2015
Posted in: Restaurant

Thanksgiving done right by Bada Bing Pizzeria, in Springfield Ohio.

“We will be closed on Thanksgiving Day. However, we will be having dinner here around 2pm with our family, employees and friends. If you are hungry or don’t have any money, please come in. We will welcome you and make sure you get plenty to eat.”

5. Toilet Demonstration

Uploaded on: August 15, 2012
Posted in: Bathroom, Business

Eiwww…. no thanks.

“Ask an associate for a demonstration”

6. Child Death Trap

Gumballs and Bouncing Balls Mixed Together
Uploaded on: May 24, 2011
Posted in: Warning

This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.

“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”

7. Anyone Caught Exiting…

anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave
Uploaded on: October 17, 2011
Posted in: Office, Warning

“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”

8. Drowning LOL

Drowning LOL
Uploaded on: March 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.

Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.

Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.

“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”

9. Equality Fail

Funny Advertisement Sign - Equality
Uploaded on: November 2, 2011
Posted in: Advertisements

Equality… you’re doing it wrong.

“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”

10. Planning?

College of Architecture Planning Fail
Uploaded on: January 30, 2014
Posted in: Business, Schools

Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.

“College of Architecture and Planning”

11. Diapers & Politicians

Funny Policial Business Sign
Uploaded on: August 4, 2011

Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…

“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”

12. 8 Ways to Go One Way

8 Ways to Go One Way
Uploaded on: February 24, 2011
Posted in: Road

13. Look What $1 Will Buy!

Funny Store Sign - One Dollar
Uploaded on: June 19, 2012
Posted in: Advertisements

… a whole lot of nothin’

14. Magic Baby Changing Station

Magic Baby Changing Station
Uploaded on: December 2, 2014
Posted in: Bathroom

That’s quite a trick!

15. Children Are Not Speedbumps!

Funny Road Sign - Children Speed Bumps
Uploaded on: May 27, 2011
Posted in: Road, Warning

“Warning – Speedbumps Ahead”

16. Stuck in Place

Funny Road Sign - Stuck in Place
Uploaded on: April 29, 2011
Posted in: Road

Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.

17. Instant Death and a $200 Fine

Touching Wires Causes Instand Death and Fine - Funny Sign
Uploaded on: March 14, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?

“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”

18. Sunday? No.

Funny Store Sign - Sunday? No.
Uploaded on: August 3, 2011
Posted in: Business

No Sunday for you.

19. No Dying

Funny Engrish Sign - Dying Prohibited
Uploaded on: April 8, 2011
Posted in: Engrish, Warning

“Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited”

20. Not Only Will This Kill You…

not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
Uploaded on: December 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.

21. Welcome To Our Ool

Funny Pool Sign - No Pee in the Pool
Uploaded on: April 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”

22. Longest Word Ever?

Longest Word - Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg - Sign
Uploaded on: March 3, 2011
Posted in: Names, Parks

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)

23. Don’t Hit Your Head On This Warning Sign!

Funny Stairs Sign - Ouch
Uploaded on: November 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.

24. Soon Fatt

Uploaded on: December 11, 2012
Posted in: Restaurant

Hey, at least they’re honest.

“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”

25. Speed Trap Warning

Uploaded on: June 17, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”

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