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2. The 9th Floor Has Been Moved
“Attention: The 9th floor has temporarily been moved to the 15th floor”
3. Planning?
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
4. Best Country in the Nation
… but maybe not the brightest country in the nation.
“America is the best country in the nation”
5. Drowning LOL
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”
6. Anyone Caught Exiting…
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
7. Equality Fail
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
8. Toilet Demonstration
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
9. Child Death Trap
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
11. Diapers & Politicians
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
13. Stuck in Place
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
14. Too Hot
“Too hot to keep changing sign. Sin bad. Jesus good. Details inside.”
Sign by First United Methodist Church
16. Instant Death and a $200 Fine
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
18. Welcome To Our Ool
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
21. Soon Fatt
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
23. Psychic Fair Cancelled
“Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.”
25. Longest Word Ever?
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
