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2. Now Hiring All Shits
For some reason this makes perfect sense.
“Taco Bell – Now Hiring All Shits”
3. Wheelchair Man vs. Crocodile
Caution: When going down a hill in a wheelchair, don’t roll into a crocodile’s mouth.
Photo taken at the St. Lucia Crocodile Park, South Africa
4. No Swimming If…
“NOTICE – Any person with symptoms of diarrhea is prohibited from swimming at this time.”
5. Child Death Trap
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
6. Pork. The One You Love.
If you can’t pork the one you love, pork the one you’re with.
Photo taken in the town of Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada on Albert Street.
7. Equality Fail
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
8. My What is Open When?
I sure hope it’s the Yass McDonald’s and not my ass that’s open at 6AM.
9. Sex in the Movies
Mom always told me there was too much sex in the movies.
11. The Spankme Building
This is where you work if you’ve been naughty.
Located in San Mateo, California.
12. Butcher Funeral Home
Maybe this is where you take those relatives you never really liked that much.
13. Drowning LOL
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
15. No Dirty Money
“We Will No Longer Accept Money Out Of Undergarments”
Submitted by Dakota
16. Stuck in Place
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
18. Longest Word Ever?
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
19. No Sex Bus Stop
Please do not have sex at this bus stop. Thank you.
Marguerite bus stop – Stanford Parking & Transportation Services
21. You Are My Love, My Angle
“You are my love my angle – Don’t treat me like potato”
22. No Excetions!
“English is Our Language – No Excetions – Learn it”
“Village of Crestwood – Mayor Chester Stranczek”
25. We Poison Our Sheep
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