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1. Spaceballs the Bus
Maybe this is how Dark Helmet’s kids get to school.
“Spaceballs the Bus – We Break for Nobody”
2. No Internet Connection?
I’m not sure they understand how the internet works.
“No internet connect? Report it. Email computers@tcdsu.org”
3. Child Death Trap
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
4. Toilet Demonstration
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
6. Anyone Caught Exiting…
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
7. Equality Fail
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
8. Drowning LOL
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
10. Diapers & Politicians
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
12. Stuck in Place
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
13. Enjoy Fall
“Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony”
Rivershore Grill Lounge
17. Violators Will Be Towed and Find $50
Depending on how much the towing costs this violation might be an excellent value
18. Instant Death and a $200 Fine
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
19. Soon Fatt
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
20. Please Do Not Sharpie on Sleeping Students
In case you forgot what your friends were like in college.
“Please do not stand, sit, climb, or sharpie on sleeping students”
Photo taken at UNC Charlotte Library
21. Welcome To Our Ool
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
23. Longest Word Ever?
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
24. Bob Marley Printer
I hope you like jamming too.
“This printer is now called Bob Marley because it is constantly jamming!”
