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Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
Caution: When going down a hill in a wheelchair, don’t roll into a crocodile’s mouth.
Photo taken at the St. Lucia Crocodile Park, South Africa
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
“Erin Brockovich Screwed My Dog Skip”
Colony Theater in Easley SC
“Inventory Sale – Bedshit – All Size!!”
Photo taken in the Philippines. Submitted by M Uy.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
… a whole lot of nothin’
For some reason this makes perfect sense.
“Taco Bell – Now Hiring All Shits”
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
Um… so how is this supposed to work?
No Sunday for you.
“NOTICE – Any person with symptoms of diarrhea is prohibited from swimming at this time.”