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1. Toilet Demonstration

toilet-demonstration
Uploaded on: August 15, 2012
Posted in: Bathroom, Business

Eiwww…. no thanks.

“Ask an associate for a demonstration”

2. Child Death Trap

Gumballs and Bouncing Balls Mixed Together
Uploaded on: May 24, 2011
Posted in: Warning

This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.

“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”

3. Anyone Caught Exiting…

anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave
Uploaded on: October 17, 2011
Posted in: Office, Warning

“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”

4. Equality Fail

Funny Advertisement Sign - Equality
Uploaded on: November 2, 2011
Posted in: Advertisements

Equality… you’re doing it wrong.

“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”

5. Drowning LOL

Drowning LOL
Uploaded on: March 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.

Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.

Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.

“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″

6. Diapers & Politicians

Funny Policial Business Sign
Uploaded on: August 4, 2011

Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…

“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”

7. 8 Ways to Go One Way

8 Ways to Go One Way
Uploaded on: February 24, 2011
Posted in: Road

8. Look What $1 Will Buy!

Funny Store Sign - One Dollar
Uploaded on: June 19, 2012
Posted in: Advertisements

… a whole lot of nothin’

9. Planning?

College of Architecture Planning Fail
Uploaded on: January 30, 2014
Posted in: Business, Schools

Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.

“College of Architecture and Planning”

10. Stuck in Place

Funny Road Sign - Stuck in Place
Uploaded on: April 29, 2011
Posted in: Road

Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.

11. No Dying

Funny Engrish Sign - Dying Prohibited
Uploaded on: April 8, 2011
Posted in: Engrish, Warning

“Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited”

12. Sunday? No.

Funny Store Sign - Sunday? No.
Uploaded on: August 3, 2011
Posted in: Business

No Sunday for you.

13. AIM Plumbing Truck

Funny Plumbing Truck
Uploaded on: March 24, 2011
Posted in: Business, Car

14. Instant Death and a $200 Fine

Touching Wires Causes Instand Death and Fine - Funny Sign
Uploaded on: March 14, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?

“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”

15. Children Are Not Speedbumps!

Funny Road Sign - Children Speed Bumps
Uploaded on: May 27, 2011
Posted in: Road, Warning

“Warning – Speedbumps Ahead”

16. Welcome To Our Ool

Funny Pool Sign - No Pee in the Pool
Uploaded on: April 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”

17. Not Only Will This Kill You…

not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
Uploaded on: December 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.

18. Longest Word Ever?

Longest Word - Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg - Sign
Uploaded on: March 3, 2011
Posted in: Names, Parks

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)

19. Don’t Hit Your Head On This Warning Sign!

Funny Stairs Sign - Ouch
Uploaded on: November 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.

20. Enjoy Fall

Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony
Uploaded on: February 18, 2013

“Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony”

Rivershore Grill Lounge

21. You’ll Make It!

You'll Make It
Uploaded on: May 5, 2011

Would seeing this sign make it better or worse?

22. Diet Ice

Diet Ice Dispenser
Uploaded on: March 27, 2014
Posted in: Restaurant

Goes perfect with Diet Coke!

23. Punctuation Fail

Missouri State Fail - School Punctuation Error
Uploaded on: May 31, 2011
Posted in: Schools

That’s not a very nice thing to say about the entire state of Missouri.

“College View State School for the Severely Handicapped State of Missouri”

24. Soon Fatt

soon-fatt
Uploaded on: December 11, 2012
Posted in: Restaurant

Hey, at least they’re honest.

“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”

25. Speed Trap Warning

slow-down-cop-hides-behind-sign
Uploaded on: June 17, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”

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