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1. Disabled Elderly Pregnant Children

Funny Toilet Sign
Uploaded on: October 9, 2014
Posted in: Bathroom, Warning

Wow, you can’t get much more specific than that!

“Attention – Toilet ONLY for disabled elderly pregnant children. Thank you for shopping with us!!!”

2. Toilet Demonstration

toilet-demonstration
Uploaded on: August 15, 2012
Posted in: Bathroom, Business

Eiwww…. no thanks.

“Ask an associate for a demonstration”

3. Child Death Trap

Gumballs and Bouncing Balls Mixed Together
Uploaded on: May 24, 2011
Posted in: Warning

This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.

“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”

4. Anyone Caught Exiting…

anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave
Uploaded on: October 17, 2011
Posted in: Office, Warning

“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”

5. Equality Fail

Funny Advertisement Sign - Equality
Uploaded on: November 2, 2011
Posted in: Advertisements

Equality… you’re doing it wrong.

“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”

6. Drowning LOL

Drowning LOL
Uploaded on: March 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.

Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.

Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.

“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″

7. Planning?

College of Architecture Planning Fail
Uploaded on: January 30, 2014
Posted in: Business, Schools

Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.

“College of Architecture and Planning”

8. Diapers & Politicians

Funny Policial Business Sign
Uploaded on: August 4, 2011

Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…

“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”

9. 8 Ways to Go One Way

8 Ways to Go One Way
Uploaded on: February 24, 2011
Posted in: Road

10. Look What $1 Will Buy!

Funny Store Sign - One Dollar
Uploaded on: June 19, 2012
Posted in: Advertisements

… a whole lot of nothin’

11. No Dying

Funny Engrish Sign - Dying Prohibited
Uploaded on: April 8, 2011
Posted in: Engrish, Warning

“Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited”

12. Children Are Not Speedbumps!

Funny Road Sign - Children Speed Bumps
Uploaded on: May 27, 2011
Posted in: Road, Warning

“Warning – Speedbumps Ahead”

13. Stuck in Place

Funny Road Sign - Stuck in Place
Uploaded on: April 29, 2011
Posted in: Road

Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.

14. Sunday? No.

Funny Store Sign - Sunday? No.
Uploaded on: August 3, 2011
Posted in: Business

No Sunday for you.

15. Instant Death and a $200 Fine

Touching Wires Causes Instand Death and Fine - Funny Sign
Uploaded on: March 14, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?

“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”

16. AIM Plumbing Truck

Funny Plumbing Truck
Uploaded on: March 24, 2011
Posted in: Business, Car

17. Not Only Will This Kill You…

not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
Uploaded on: December 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.

18. Longest Word Ever?

Longest Word - Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg - Sign
Uploaded on: March 3, 2011
Posted in: Names, Parks

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)

19. Don’t Hit Your Head On This Warning Sign!

Funny Stairs Sign - Ouch
Uploaded on: November 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.

20. Welcome To Our Ool

Funny Pool Sign - No Pee in the Pool
Uploaded on: April 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”

21. Soon Fatt

soon-fatt
Uploaded on: December 11, 2012
Posted in: Restaurant

Hey, at least they’re honest.

“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”

22. Speed Trap Warning

slow-down-cop-hides-behind-sign
Uploaded on: June 17, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”

23. Enjoy Fall

Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony
Uploaded on: February 18, 2013

“Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony”

Rivershore Grill Lounge

24. Please Do Not Sharpie on Sleeping Students

please do not stand sit climb or sharpie on sleeping students
Uploaded on: July 6, 2012
Posted in: Schools

In case you forgot what your friends were like in college.

“Please do not stand, sit, climb, or sharpie on sleeping students”

Photo taken at UNC Charlotte Library

25. No Celery Phones

No celery phones
Uploaded on: May 16, 2011
Posted in: Engrish, Warning

No word on whether or not carrot phones and rutabaga mobiles are permitted.

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