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Safety… you’re doing it wrong.
“Don’t Read this Billboard Whiles Driving – Distraction kills”
That’s usually how doors work, right?
“Open the Door Before Entering Thank You”
Eggs… THEY’RE DANGEROUS!
“Due to Safety Concerns we are not allowing the purchase of Eggs by minors. 10/24/15 thru 11/01/15. Thank you, Management”
Photo source here.
Thanksgiving done right by Bada Bing Pizzeria, in Springfield Ohio.
“We will be closed on Thanksgiving Day. However, we will be having dinner here around 2pm with our family, employees and friends. If you are hungry or don’t have any money, please come in. We will welcome you and make sure you get plenty to eat.”
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
… a whole lot of nothin’
That’s quite a trick!
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
No Sunday for you.
…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”