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1. Child Death Trap

Gumballs and Bouncing Balls Mixed Together
Uploaded on: May 24, 2011
Posted in: Warning

This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.

“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”

2. Toilet Demonstration

toilet-demonstration
Uploaded on: August 15, 2012
Posted in: Bathroom, Business

Eiwww…. no thanks.

“Ask an associate for a demonstration”

3. No Dying

Funny Engrish Sign - Dying Prohibited
Uploaded on: April 8, 2011
Posted in: Engrish, Warning

“Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited”

4. No Internet Connection?

no-internet-connection
Uploaded on: November 25, 2013
Posted in: Schools

I’m not sure they understand how the internet works.

“No internet connect? Report it. Email computers@tcdsu.org”

5. Anyone Caught Exiting…

anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave
Uploaded on: October 17, 2011
Posted in: Office, Warning

“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”

6. Equality Fail

Funny Advertisement Sign - Equality
Uploaded on: November 2, 2011
Posted in: Advertisements

Equality… you’re doing it wrong.

“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”

7. Jesus, Name Above All Names

Jesus Name Above All Names - Funny Billboard Sign
Uploaded on: March 27, 2014
Posted in: Billboards

… except for Allison.

8. Look What $1 Will Buy!

Funny Store Sign - One Dollar
Uploaded on: June 19, 2012
Posted in: Advertisements

… a whole lot of nothin’

9. Drowning LOL

Drowning LOL
Uploaded on: March 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.

Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.

Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.

“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″

10. Diapers & Politicians

Funny Policial Business Sign
Uploaded on: August 4, 2011

Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…

“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”

11. 8 Ways to Go One Way

8 Ways to Go One Way
Uploaded on: February 24, 2011
Posted in: Road

12. Stuck in Place

Funny Road Sign - Stuck in Place
Uploaded on: April 29, 2011
Posted in: Road

Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.

13. Sunday? No.

Funny Store Sign - Sunday? No.
Uploaded on: August 3, 2011
Posted in: Business

No Sunday for you.

14. Violators Will Be Towed and Find $50

violators will be towed and find $50
Uploaded on: August 13, 2012
Posted in: Parking, Warning

Depending on how much the towing costs this violation might be an excellent value

15. AIM Plumbing Truck

Funny Plumbing Truck
Uploaded on: March 24, 2011
Posted in: Business, Car

16. Children Are Not Speedbumps!

Funny Road Sign - Children Speed Bumps
Uploaded on: May 27, 2011
Posted in: Road, Warning

“Warning – Speedbumps Ahead”

17. Instant Death and a $200 Fine

Touching Wires Causes Instand Death and Fine - Funny Sign
Uploaded on: March 14, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?

“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”

18. Enjoy Fall

Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony
Uploaded on: February 18, 2013

“Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony”

Rivershore Grill Lounge

19. Soon Fatt

soon-fatt
Uploaded on: December 11, 2012
Posted in: Restaurant

Hey, at least they’re honest.

“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”

20. Please Do Not Sharpie on Sleeping Students

please do not stand sit climb or sharpie on sleeping students
Uploaded on: July 6, 2012
Posted in: Schools

In case you forgot what your friends were like in college.

“Please do not stand, sit, climb, or sharpie on sleeping students”

Photo taken at UNC Charlotte Library

21. Welcome To Our Ool

Funny Pool Sign - No Pee in the Pool
Uploaded on: April 15, 2011
Posted in: Warning

“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”

22. Longest Word Ever?

Longest Word - Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg - Sign
Uploaded on: March 3, 2011
Posted in: Names, Parks

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)

23. Don’t Hit Your Head On This Warning Sign!

Funny Stairs Sign - Ouch
Uploaded on: November 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.

24. Not Only Will This Kill You…

not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
Uploaded on: December 8, 2011
Posted in: Warning

…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.

25. You’ll Make It!

You'll Make It
Uploaded on: May 5, 2011

Would seeing this sign make it better or worse?

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