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Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
… a whole lot of nothin’
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
No Sunday for you.
Mel really needs to get her family under control.
“Family owned. Shut Up. No, You Shut Up.”
…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
Something tells me every teacher and parent can relate to this sign.
“This classroom has gone 0 days without singing a song from Frozen”
Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”
In case you forgot what your friends were like in college.
“Please do not stand, sit, climb, or sharpie on sleeping students”
Photo taken at UNC Charlotte Library