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1. Disabled Elderly Pregnant Children
Wow, you can’t get much more specific than that!
“Attention – Toilet ONLY for disabled elderly pregnant children. Thank you for shopping with us!!!”
2. Toilet Demonstration
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
3. Child Death Trap
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
4. Anyone Caught Exiting…
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
5. Equality Fail
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
6. Drowning LOL
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
7. Planning?
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
8. Diapers & Politicians
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
12. Instant Death and a $200 Fine
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
13. Stuck in Place
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
16. Every Time You Make A Typo
True, but at least it defeats the Grammar Nazis.
“Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.”
19. Longest Word Ever?
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
21. Welcome To Our Ool
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
22. Soon Fatt
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
24. Enjoy Fall
“Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony”
Rivershore Grill Lounge
25. Family Owned
Mel really needs to get her family under control.
“Family owned. Shut Up. No, You Shut Up.”
