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1. Toilet Demonstration
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
2. Wheelchair Man vs. Crocodile
Caution: When going down a hill in a wheelchair, don’t roll into a crocodile’s mouth.
Photo taken at the St. Lucia Crocodile Park, South Africa
3. Child Death Trap
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
4. Equality Fail
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
6. Anyone Caught Exiting…
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
7. Longest Word Ever?
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
8. Drowning LOL
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
9. Erin Screwed Skip
“Erin Brockovich Screwed My Dog Skip”
Colony Theater in Easley SC
10. Inventory Sale
“Inventory Sale – Bedshit – All Size!!”
Photo taken in the Philippines. Submitted by M Uy.
12. Stuck in Place
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
14. Now Hiring All Shits
For some reason this makes perfect sense.
“Taco Bell – Now Hiring All Shits”
15. Diapers & Politicians
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
16. Welcome To Our Ool
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
24. No Swimming If…
“NOTICE – Any person with symptoms of diarrhea is prohibited from swimming at this time.”
25. Have a Happy Crack
“Mr. Happy Crack says… A dry crack is a happy crack!”
