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This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911″
… a whole lot of nothin’
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
Um… so how is this supposed to work?
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
No Sunday for you.
“Enjoy Fall From Private Balcony”
Rivershore Grill Lounge
Depending on how much the towing costs this violation might be an excellent value
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
In case you forgot what your friends were like in college.
“Please do not stand, sit, climb, or sharpie on sleeping students”
Photo taken at UNC Charlotte Library
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”