833 Funny Signs
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“Mexican Food So Authentic Donald Trump Would Build a Wall Around It”
Los Taco sign in Norway
You want me to donate WHAT?
“Spine & Limb Foundation Inc – Thank you for your donation”
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
Sign found in a local Taco Bell last night.
“If you have seen the new Star Wars, please don’t discuss it here. The night employees are unable to go and will cry. Thank you, MGMT.”
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
… a whole lot of nothin’
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
No Sunday for you.
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
This guy had one job. ONE JOB!
…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.
“Slow Down. The Cop Hides Behind This Sign”