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“Attention: The 9th floor has temporarily been moved to the 15th floor”
Phew… that’s a relief.
… but maybe not the brightest country in the nation.
“America is the best country in the nation”
Someone must have put these letters up before they graduated from the program.
“College of Architecture and Planning”
Step 1: Laugh at drowning victim.
Step 2: Don’t try to save them. Instead call 911 and wait for the police.
Step 3: Point out dead body when police finally arrive.
“If you see someone drowning – LOL – Call 911”
“Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!”
Eiwww…. no thanks.
“Ask an associate for a demonstration”
This has to go down as one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen.
“CAUTION!! – Gumballs & Bouncing Balls Mixed Together”
Ever hear of YouTube? You’ve been warned.
“Too hot to keep changing sign. Sin bad. Jesus good. Details inside.”
Sign by First United Methodist Church
Equality… you’re doing it wrong.
“Everybody deserves to be treated equally! – It doesn’t matter if you are black or yellow or brown or normal!”
Stop. No left turn. No right turn. Can’t go backwards. Can’t go forwards.
Not sure what this has to do with Ed’s business… but I think he’s right…
“Ed’s Rental.com – Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed Often, Both for The Same Reason”
Heck, they could raise the fine to $20,000… at that point what does it matter?
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death – $200 Fine – Newcastle Tramway Authority”
No Sunday for you.
“Welcome to our ool – (Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it…) – Let’s Keep It This Way!”
…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.
Safety…. you’re doing it wrong.
Hey, at least they’re honest.
“Soon Fat Chinese Take Away”
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg in Webster, MA. (also known as: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)