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“Do Not Throw Anything in the Toilet, Unless You Have Eaten it First”

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June 01, 2011 · Posted by riggsie

other words take a dump

September 09, 2011 · Posted by Kristian

So where do I leave the used toilet paper? On the floor? Do I bring it home?

October 17, 2011 · Posted by Johnathan

maybe your supposed to eat the used toilet paper and then crap it out:/

April 09, 2012 · Posted by Sarah

Now THAT’S recycling.

May 23, 2012 · Posted by 2k2 s2k

You can only “throw” poop in the toilet if you eat it first.

August 19, 2012 · Posted by mikalia

so we have to eat the toilet paper 1st? then wouldn’t we be wiping while
we poop?

September 01, 2012 · Posted by Chancy Thomas

that’s signs is real because what you eat is what you are going to put on the toilet paper.

November 01, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

does this mean i have to throw up everything? dang it! my eusophagus will be ruined!

April 20, 2013 · Posted by Flatulating Bob

What if you are on a liquid diet? Does drinking count as eating, too? Or maybe if you just got out of a coma, and were on IV’s the entire time? Can you leave that in their toilet? Damn! So many unanswered questions. It makes me want to just poop; but not in that toilet. I’m afraid I might be in the wrong.

August 20, 2013 · Posted by Anony mouse

So I have to eat… nevermind