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The Perfect Martini

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How to make the perfect martini:

1. Pour Gin, Vermouth and olives into the trash where they belong.

2. Drink Whiskey!

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February 02, 2014 · Posted by BrutalMind

After a few of those I’ll probably be eating out of the garbage can.

September 20, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

Drink enough whiskey and you WILL see pink elephants.

December 10, 2015 · Posted by skywatcher

Drink enough and you will understand what they mean when they say “A pride man is below to pig.”