How to make the perfect martini:
1. Pour Gin, Vermouth and olives into the trash where they belong.
2. Drink Whiskey!
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After a few of those I’ll probably be eating out of the garbage can.
Drink enough whiskey and you WILL see pink elephants.
Drink enough and you will understand what they mean when they say “A pride man is below to pig.”