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Show Us Your Crack!

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I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours…

“Show Us Your Crack – GlassMasters Autoglass”

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October 11, 2011 · Posted by Johnathan

it would be hilarious if the Gs and Ls fell off.

November 27, 2011 · Posted by Dawn

Or maybe if the c fell off lol.

December 19, 2011 · Posted by debi

Assmasters??? gay promo!!!

December 30, 2011 · Posted by megan

I would hate to be the front desk person at that place

April 23, 2012 · Posted by bob

Don’t mind if I do!

July 26, 2012 · Posted by stuff


August 19, 2012 · Posted by wolfie1232

Bob you are sooo wrong ………………. And I agree

October 06, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

person: im here to show the eye doctor my crack.

clerk: okay, leave your pants in the bin…

February 11, 2014 · Posted by Me

Ummm…That’s not an eyedoctor. It says AUTO glass.

September 19, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

Auto? I thought it was directed at drug dealers–or female exhibitionists.

June 27, 2019 · Posted by Shelby Thibodeau

No way am I gonna show you my crack, you letch!