They’ll put a APB on your BLT!
Sandwich Police Car – from Sandwich Massachusetts.
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me: yum…. grilled cheese….
officer: youre getting slobber on my windshield wiper!
me: i knew this was under cooked
My man is a delivery driver up there and even though I live in Rhode Island, all my friends laugh that there is a place called Sandwich.
To protect and SERVE!
Hey officer, do you know Who Moved My Cheese?
Is that the FDA new fleet of vehicles?
“YOUR BLT HAS TOO MUCH LETTUCE. AND…” takes another bite “NOT ENOUGH BACON UGH FIX IT NOW.”
let me get out my ham cuffs
Old. No one leaves that town alone
Suddenly, I’m hungry…
Sandwich police or no…I’m not putting mayonnaise on my sandwich!!
The YELP guy has taken this too far.
“Come in and try the worst meatball sandwich that one guy on Yelp ever had in his life.”