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Not Only Will This Kill You…

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…it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.

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January 21, 2012 · Posted by Punky

wow. ouch?

February 24, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

some rules r meant to be broken! (evil laugh that turns into a cough)

May 08, 2012 · Posted by Dude im bob


June 15, 2012 · Posted by Tami

Not only is the sign funny (and a bit scary) but…. we all know some dumb-ass idiot that just has to be the “tough guy” and touch it!!

June 20, 2012 · Posted by Cathy

I feel sorry for the authorised personnel.

July 26, 2012 · Posted by stuff

Sritter scratter

January 16, 2013 · Posted by Karman

Props to the guy(or gal) who sacrificed their life to post that sign.

July 20, 2014 · Posted by SheSaid

I’m doing much better, thank you, Karman. LOL!

July 30, 2014 · Posted by Leigh

Some folks take all the fun out of something by explaining how it works.