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“Swimming Notice – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking”

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June 20, 2011 路 Posted by aaron

ahhhh but i like underwater smoking

September 15, 2011 路 Posted by Mark

Screw the law! Smoke ’em if you got ’em! 馃檪

October 25, 2011 路 Posted by Johnathan

?

February 19, 2012 路 Posted by Jane

Underwater smoking…soon to be the latest fad craze…documentary coming soon to NatGeo…

June 25, 2012 路 Posted by Carra Wilson

A testament to the idea that our government thinks that its laws govern everything, including physics.

November 28, 2012 路 Posted by bear

this is what you get when you put democrats in charge ,
crazy liberals !!

December 03, 2012 路 Posted by coty

no bear, that’s just the american government in a nutshell(from the police up)

December 23, 2012 路 Posted by jazzy

you die underwater or you die smoking witch one you pick? LOL

April 07, 2013 路 Posted by Slender Man

i dont really care because i cant smoke. i have no mouth.

August 25, 2013 路 Posted by layla

you cant smoke underwater

September 11, 2014 路 Posted by Doug Montgomery

If someone could smoke underwater I would want to know how they did it before busting them!

October 05, 2014 路 Posted by D Railroad

I don’t think those joking by suggesting that smoking underwater are one bit funny. Nope.

What happens if that smoker should encounter a large quantity of fish flatulence? Why, the ensuing explosion could be deadly not only to doze unner water but ON da’ water as well, directly above the resulting “circumstances.” Yahhh, dats why ar’ Minnasotah legislature spent so much time deliberatin’ dis.

Folks, in Minnasotah we take dis seriously for the safety of everyone. Smoking and fish gas just don’t mix!

January 22, 2015 路 Posted by Not Telling You

@Cara Wilson YES SO TRUE!

January 24, 2015 路 Posted by Doug Montgomery

Then the sign should also say “Warning–Fish Farting.”

November 18, 2015 路 Posted by Seanbobe

Ok. I will “smork” underwater. (from another sign)