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No Celery Phones

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No word on whether or not carrot phones and rutabaga mobiles are permitted.

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17 Comments

June 20, 2011 · Posted by aaron

i dont have a celery phone. i ate it!

November 11, 2011 · Posted by matt

what about a banana phone?

February 16, 2012 · Posted by PMAN

man, now what do i use

March 07, 2012 · Posted by Emily

YUMMY!! PHONES?

May 15, 2012 · Posted by James

How bout shoe phones

August 05, 2012 · Posted by luckie lu lu

I LOVE CELERY PHONES THEY ARE DELISH

August 19, 2012 · Posted by mikalia

o.k cause all i have is a cell phone

August 25, 2012 · Posted by wolfie1232

Ring ring ring celery phone

June 05, 2013 · Posted by A . J. Green

Lettuce not take this sign seriously. I yam certain the person who made it didn’t know beans about vocabulary.

August 20, 2013 · Posted by Anony mouse

Umm… What if I put peanut bubber on der and share it wiff pumkin?

October 31, 2013 · Posted by rexsk1

Are CookieTooth allowed?

December 15, 2013 · Posted by Mani Menon

Thank God mine is spinach!

December 17, 2013 · Posted by Stuart

Are broccoli phones aloud

January 01, 2014 · Posted by William Eric Sauer

Not a problem. I brought my carrot phone.

October 06, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

Only if you can hear them, Stuart. 🙂

July 14, 2016 · Posted by Seanbobe

What about apple phones?

December 26, 2016 · Posted by seanbobe

What about carrot tablets or banana computers?