This sign was necessary after an unfortunate incident involving Ashton Kutcher.
“In case of fire exit building before tweeting”
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Its pretty sad someone would have to be told this. Hopefully this sign is a joke.
that guy has fat arms!
omg his arms ARE so fat!!!
FAT? yeah, cellphones and laptops are fat when wrapped in fire-proof-blankets…
In case of fire, run downstairs with javelin under arm. Then tweet.
I think we actually need more signs like this.
In case of fire, remove all random spears from the building. Plus your phone
Dawn–unfortunately, this sign is NOT a joke. You’d be amazed how many stupid people are in this world. when I was stationed in Las Vegas, there was a fire in one of the casinos. They literally had to call the police to arrest people who refused to leave their slot machines. No, I am NOT kidding.
In case of fire don’t run down the stairs you might fall and burn your ass
So, what do I tell Sylvester?