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If You Encounter a Mountain Lion

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What a ridiculous scenario, how could anyone possibly pick up a child without bending???

“If you encounter a mountain lion:
– Face lion. Back away slowly.
– Be large. Shout.
– Keep children close. Pick up children without bending.

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July 03, 2011 · Posted by Wolfie665

Actually this is a lion’s feeding grounds, they prefer more active meals, bless them.

September 29, 2011 · Posted by Steimy

If you encounter a mountain lion RUN!!! None of this will save you.

October 12, 2011 · Posted by Megan

I interpreted it as “offer them small children”! Because, well, I would, if there were any handy.

June 29, 2012 · Posted by Wutwut

PICK UP YOUR CHILD BY ITS HEAD, throw them in the air by their head, catch them in your arms.

August 16, 2012 · Posted by jorgie

lions hate fast food that’s a clue for you

August 22, 2012 · Posted by Ebano

I am a dwarf, can I crawl into the park alone? (I like challenges you know)

November 07, 2012 · Posted by Christof

If you face a lion….. grab a rock and throw it at his face… He should run away crying cause you messed up his hair style… if not, you just screwed yourself… and now you’re a giant human dinner for the mountain lion’s family cause you would be fat if you encountered one.

November 24, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

In other words, lay down and cover yourself in ketchup

November 25, 2012 · Posted by Paul Wilson

I first saw this, now heavily defaced sign in the now dormant Bones.com. The original instructions were so heavily rewritten so as to be unreadable. The message now asks you to freak out and throw children !

November 25, 2012 · Posted by Paul Wilson

My message SHOULD read BoneRs.com

December 02, 2012 · Posted by Peter

… and then feed said child to the Mountain Lion. Then well mountain lion is munching down the child — run like hell!

March 02, 2013 · Posted by Sakota

Steimy, your wrong. I may be 13, but I know my stuff

July 13, 2013 · Posted by Noel

Sakota is right, running will just provoke them

November 14, 2013 · Posted by rexsk1


January 22, 2015 · Posted by Not Telling You

The only problem with this sign is pick it up without bending. I have seen several signs like this and you should. Of course, if you are to pick a kid up without bending you should probably get superpowers or something….

February 09, 2015 · Posted by Mister Anonymous

Fighting is the last thing you want to do. Pull out a pistol and shoot it in the head

March 03, 2016 · Posted by rango

give them stranded kids