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What a ridiculous scenario, how could anyone possibly pick up a child without bending???

“If you encounter a mountain lion:
- Face lion. Back away slowly.
- Be large. Shout.
- Keep children close. Pick up children without bending.
- IF ATTACKED FIGHT BACK”

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14 Comments

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07.03.11, 11:52 AM | Posted by Wolfie665

Actually this is a lion’s feeding grounds, they prefer more active meals, bless them.

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09.29.11, 2:29 PM | Posted by Steimy

If you encounter a mountain lion RUN!!! None of this will save you.

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10.12.11, 3:23 PM | Posted by Megan

I interpreted it as “offer them small children”! Because, well, I would, if there were any handy.

4
06.29.12, 9:16 PM | Posted by Wutwut

PICK UP YOUR CHILD BY ITS HEAD, throw them in the air by their head, catch them in your arms.

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08.16.12, 10:36 AM | Posted by jorgie

lions hate fast food that’s a clue for you

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08.22.12, 11:25 AM | Posted by Ebano

I am a dwarf, can I crawl into the park alone? (I like challenges you know)

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11.07.12, 8:33 AM | Posted by Christof

If you face a lion….. grab a rock and throw it at his face… He should run away crying cause you messed up his hair style… if not, you just screwed yourself… and now you’re a giant human dinner for the mountain lion’s family cause you would be fat if you encountered one.

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11.24.12, 2:55 PM | Posted by therealhannah

In other words, lay down and cover yourself in ketchup

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11.25.12, 4:15 PM | Posted by Paul Wilson

I first saw this, now heavily defaced sign in the now dormant Bones.com. The original instructions were so heavily rewritten so as to be unreadable. The message now asks you to freak out and throw children !

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11.25.12, 4:16 PM | Posted by Paul Wilson

My message SHOULD read BoneRs.com

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12.02.12, 6:53 PM | Posted by Peter

… and then feed said child to the Mountain Lion. Then well mountain lion is munching down the child — run like hell!

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03.02.13, 7:58 PM | Posted by Sakota

Steimy, your wrong. I may be 13, but I know my stuff

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07.13.13, 10:22 PM | Posted by Noel

Sakota is right, running will just provoke them

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11.14.13, 5:39 PM | Posted by rexsk1

USE THE CHILD AS BAIT!!!!!

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