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If You Encounter a Mountain Lion
What a ridiculous scenario, how could anyone possibly pick up a child without bending???
“If you encounter a mountain lion:
- Face lion. Back away slowly.
- Be large. Shout.
- Keep children close. Pick up children without bending.
- IF ATTACKED FIGHT BACK”
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Actually this is a lion’s feeding grounds, they prefer more active meals, bless them.
If you encounter a mountain lion RUN!!! None of this will save you.
I interpreted it as “offer them small children”! Because, well, I would, if there were any handy.
PICK UP YOUR CHILD BY ITS HEAD, throw them in the air by their head, catch them in your arms.
lions hate fast food that’s a clue for you
I am a dwarf, can I crawl into the park alone? (I like challenges you know)
If you face a lion….. grab a rock and throw it at his face… He should run away crying cause you messed up his hair style… if not, you just screwed yourself… and now you’re a giant human dinner for the mountain lion’s family cause you would be fat if you encountered one.
In other words, lay down and cover yourself in ketchup
I first saw this, now heavily defaced sign in the now dormant Bones.com. The original instructions were so heavily rewritten so as to be unreadable. The message now asks you to freak out and throw children !
My message SHOULD read BoneRs.com
… and then feed said child to the Mountain Lion. Then well mountain lion is munching down the child — run like hell!
Steimy, your wrong. I may be 13, but I know my stuff
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