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Have a Happy Crack

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“Mr. Happy Crack says… A dry crack is a happy crack!”

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September 30, 2011 · Posted by Steimy

That should be the new slogan for Charmin bathroom tissue.

December 27, 2011 · Posted by gross

Does that mean that a moist crack is a sad crack?

August 26, 2012 · Posted by XD

i wish my mom and dad saw this sign with me

June 06, 2013 · Posted by Agreen

That’s why I use gold bond powder to keep it dry !

June 06, 2013 · Posted by Agreen

The sign painter knew that if his crack gets wet it won’t
Burn in the pipe and then he won’t be able to come up with these wonderful signs

November 01, 2015 · Posted by Franklyn Budge

A sign needed at Walmart

October 07, 2016 · Posted by Brad

That is a wise crack