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God Moves Moainunts!

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“God Moves Moainunts – But Sometimes a Shove Full At A Time”

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October 07, 2011 · Posted by JHugg

WTF is a moainunt? And why does God only love them one shove full at a time?
My faith in God is now at risk

December 29, 2011 · Posted by Karl B

The original quote is, “God moves mountains, but sometimes only one shovel full at a time.” Too bad the sign maker can’t spell!

April 22, 2012 · Posted by Adenu

You know what else move moainunts at a time? Tectonioic Plates

October 04, 2012 · Posted by God's Father

Strange, never saw him doing so. May be there is something wrong with me me.

June 26, 2013 · Posted by Conradius

Thats odd…I always thought it was high explosives and heavy equipment that moved mountains

October 22, 2014 · Posted by varn

Vanna, I’d like to buy a vowel and a truckload of consonants.

October 29, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

Yeah, but that way takes longer. And it can’t move moainunts at all! 😀