Only $4.99 to remove my face??? What a deal!
Photo taken by Julie Carlin
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This will be a popular item to buy for zombies and crazy homeless in Florida.
I have to say, what makes this even better is that the first thing my mind saw was ‘oil fry’
‘oil fry, the best face remover there is!’
This statement has not been investigated by the FDA, it has been proven in independant studies againt Bath Salts, Knives, and Freddy Kruger.
What would happen if you apply it to your facebook page? You get a book!
and this is how slenderman was born
4.99 plus taxes is too expensive. got anything cheaper?
I’ve seen some people who could seriously benefit from that!
I’ll bet Slenderman used this some time in the past.
That’s so much cheaper than surgery…
I wonder how much they’d charge to remove my giant ass…