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Don’t Steal Balls

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“Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.”

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September 30, 2011 · Posted by Steimy

Ouch, stiff penalty.

November 06, 2011 · Posted by aaron

And evey buddy knows what happens to femail golf players!

December 21, 2011 · Posted by Sammy

hold on to your balls!

February 20, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

@aaron: don’t be gross

March 10, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

also, i live on a golf course and i will be in so much trouble if they have this sign!

October 23, 2012 · Posted by NoBody12

@therealhannah lol that would be hilarious but i would never play there or go there if i saw that sigh. lol but that would be funny to c what happens

December 01, 2012 · Posted by Isawthatsigninbabeschicken

Note- please be careful on that golf course

April 20, 2013 · Posted by Flatulating Bob

If you have already been castrated, what would be the penalty, then?

May 24, 2014 · Posted by na

Wow you guys should really read what you have typed before you post your spelling is horrible.. every buddy? Really?

December 03, 2014 · Posted by Mr.X


December 21, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

Sammy, don’t be kinky.