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Don’t Feed Children to the Crocodiles

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…it gives them gas.

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May 26, 2011 路 Posted by denise nelson

I’m pretty sure this is illegal in most countries.

December 15, 2011 路 Posted by Strict

All donations gladly received.

January 12, 2012 路 Posted by ticklemeelmo

but what if the crocodiles are hungry and the kid WANTS to feed them? (or they stole my ****ing cookie)

February 26, 2012 路 Posted by therealhannah

that little girl looks like a mermaid 馃槈

August 05, 2012 路 Posted by luckie lu lu


September 12, 2012 路 Posted by maryann

You don’t feed YOUR kids to the crocs…you feed OTHER people’s kids to the crocs! ;-0

December 23, 2012 路 Posted by jazzy

ya got to do watch ya got to do. in this case throw the kid in to a crocodiles mouth. LOL

April 07, 2013 路 Posted by Slender Man

replace the crocodile with me. then i will be happy. (as long as it doesnt say no to it. in that case i will destroy the sign and eat the maker)

August 25, 2013 路 Posted by layla

it means don’t set your child on the ledge

September 12, 2014 路 Posted by Doug Montgomery

Heck, Reggie the Alligator was content with raw chicken and Pop Tarts.