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Buy Her a Diamond, Get a Free Hunting Rifle

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19 Comments

October 25, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

i hope whom ever buys me a ring doesnt want a rifle

November 28, 2012 · Posted by WolfVillage

The first for engagement, the second for divorce.

December 03, 2012 · Posted by Evans Graphics

I am not sure of the relevance of this sign but I feel distinctly worried!

December 20, 2012 · Posted by Rachel Taylor

I bought my husband a rifle for his wedding present.

December 29, 2012 · Posted by ud dock

No ONE wants to buy you a ring hannah

December 31, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

In Georgia, by the way.

January 10, 2013 · Posted by Lelah

Ah, good ol’ shotgun wedding!!

January 10, 2013 · Posted by Don

Rest assured…if she knows where he bought the ring, the answer is gonna be “no”.

January 19, 2013 · Posted by laney

ill take both plyz 😉

January 28, 2013 · Posted by Logan

Puts a new twist on the term “Trophy Wife”

February 03, 2013 · Posted by lisa

I’ll explain the sign:
buy a ring for the person you’re having an affair with and use the gun on your wife.

February 10, 2013 · Posted by flyboy

I’m speechless.

October 04, 2013 · Posted by Jason Quin

I actually know some dudes who would take this sign really seriously…

October 27, 2013 · Posted by Mike

Reminds me of Bowling for Columbine, where he gets a free gun for opening a bank account. Depressing movie, depressing sign.

January 02, 2014 · Posted by JustBrowsing

This is a great idea. Once I give the ring, I can go hunting. I’ll look for game, and she can look at her ring. This is WIN-WIN!

March 03, 2014 · Posted by paul

get a shotgun for her father

April 13, 2014 · Posted by Mar mar

Looks like from arkansas, ya’ll

September 14, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

Good Lord, man! Don’t you know a rifle from a shotgun?!

October 25, 2015 · Posted by Teddy

that’s a WIN/WIN