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Please don’t smoke while you beat the moose.

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10 Comments

December 30, 2011 路 Posted by megan

Wheres my moose beating stick LOL

May 25, 2012 路 Posted by Brad Arnold

Huh? Oh. No, Beat the Bear is around the corner.

July 10, 2012 路 Posted by therealhannah

COOL a death sentence! 馃檪

August 25, 2012 路 Posted by Justine

I’ve seen than several times and Everytime I read it as “Beat the Mouse” as opposed to “Moose” ! idk wh.

May 23, 2013 路 Posted by credible

behind this sign a contest is held “win by being a moose”

September 29, 2014 路 Posted by Doug Montgomery

I’ll bet Midge is furious.

May 18, 2015 路 Posted by AllenSmithee

Well, time to go outside and beat the moose.

December 01, 2015 路 Posted by skywatcher

After a hard day’s work, like to come home, relax and beat the moose.

March 25, 2016 路 Posted by Heather

Doug – Brilliant!

September 03, 2016 路 Posted by Nichard Rixon

You’ll be taking an unlucky strike.