“Police Notice: Swimming in sea assures your death. Boating leads your way to death soon. Horse riding is banned. Beware of touts.”
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I tend to get touts when I’ve had too many beans..
beware of signs
i am NOT doomed
Wait, and there are still people on that beach? Didn’t sound all that inviting to me.
people obviously don’t read signs these days
ok ill just ride my donkey
otherwise enjoy your vacation at this beach
Notice that the sign is not standing upright. For all we know they may be taking it down.
That looks like Hebrew to me, which drains the funny right out of it; what they really mean is “we will gun down anyone attempting to escape the Gaza strip.”
Obviously it’s a topless beach so you can see the touts.