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Basically, You’re Doomed

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“Police Notice: Swimming in sea assures your death. Boating leads your way to death soon. Horse riding is banned. Beware of touts.”

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June 08, 2011 · Posted by Diana

I tend to get touts when I’ve had too many beans..

Beware Indeed..

June 16, 2011 · Posted by dert

beware of signs

August 30, 2011 · Posted by Crazy

i am NOT doomed

September 29, 2011 · Posted by Steimy

Wait, and there are still people on that beach? Didn’t sound all that inviting to me.

September 25, 2012 · Posted by Shadow

people obviously don’t read signs these days

November 17, 2012 · Posted by therealhannah

ok ill just ride my donkey

May 23, 2013 · Posted by credible

otherwise enjoy your vacation at this beach

September 14, 2014 · Posted by Doug Montgomery

Notice that the sign is not standing upright. For all we know they may be taking it down.

June 01, 2015 · Posted by Mr. Skungeous

That looks like Hebrew to me, which drains the funny right out of it; what they really mean is “we will gun down anyone attempting to escape the Gaza strip.”

December 09, 2015 · Posted by skywatcher

Obviously it’s a topless beach so you can see the touts.