Don’t worry, we’ll have the 8th floor back on the 8th floor in no time!
“Attention Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th Floor.”
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So if the 8th floor is on the 10th, does that mean the 10th floor is on the 8th floor?
What a feat of engineering! 🙂
Wait a minute, what if i needed to go to the 10th floor?
they should wrote hoax instead of hoag (below)
But, but… How???
But i like the10th floor..where is it now!?
i think the building regenerated ….
do they have a pool in there library?
cuz i do and it is awesome…though soggy books are not so much . good Papier-Mache though….
They probably have a office Ianthe pool or a library in 3rd floor????????????????????????
THAT MAKES NO SCENCE!!! （＾∇＾）
Does this mean the first floor is now the third?
How do you relocate a FLOOR?
relax, everyone. it’s just temporary!
This sign was actually ingeniously designed and engineered to enhance company productivity.
For an employee who is intending on going to the 8th or 10th floor before they see the sign, there are two possibilities.
If an employee is literate, is productive, and has clear focus and determination with their goals,
the employee’s response to this sign will be go to the 10th floor;
otherwise, the employee will go to floor 8 because they have failed to meet one of the aforemention characteristics.
What is so ingenious about this sign is the fact that the the 10th floor is in a highly-advanced crystaline structured,
8-hour hastened temporal-looping quantum-superposition containing the intended “8th” and “10th” floor simultaneuosly.
In addition, the 8th floor is a black hole.
As you can see, the dilligent, productive employees are inadvertently secured inside an ever-repeating office day where they will
continuously profit the world for all eternity. The other dull and unremunerative employees are obliterated past the atomic level.
The system will on occaison produce a worm hole that vents out excess kludge mass from the black hole turning it into clean water that is
fed back into the world. The world then produces suitable interview candidates whom the company knows are consisted up of regurgitated failures.
The notice given to selected candidates is the following: “The interview will take place on the 8th floor.”
See video for details:
No, no, you’re all wrong. the place is probably being purged of all the cyber-mice that eat reality and replace it with YO MOMMA!!!!!!
To No. 15: Say what??
and now the 9th floor is at the 15th floor.